Five and a half years ago I started writing this book. And today, it's finally out there. Pretty surreal... And last night, at my first reading, the place was packed. So many familar faces, too many to even keep up with. Gwenn told me my doctor was there, but I didn't...
My Writings
The Whirlwind Book Tour Begins
Tonight I'm doing my first book reading. I've heard that, if you're not David Sedaris, you shouldn't even do an actual reading because you'll bore the audience to tears. But tonight? I'm braving it. Also, this is a local reading, which means that a ton of family and...
The Real Vanity Fair Cover!
In the world of Hollywood things aren't always as they appear. Much was made of this week's unveiling of Suri Cruise on the cover of Vanity Fair, but I have obtained the unaltered photo from the session that day and, in a world exclusive, I am posting it here....
Letter to Cold’s Gym
I've officially cancelled my membership to Cold's Gym. To do so, you have to write a letter and send it by certified mail. This is what I sent: August 16, 2006 Dear Gold’s Gym, I am formally requesting via certified mail that my membership be cancelled. Though your...
Happy Father’s Day. Worried Mother.
I love my Dad. He is the best dad I've ever had. (Oh, I've had one if you're keeping score at home.) Really, the man taught me how to curse, bowl, shoot pool and, most importantly, the art laughing at yourself. And today, on Father's Day no less, I rewarded his...